The odd man out

better out than in

I'll be in and out in a flash

you are a flash in the pan

I'm gonnae pan your face in

Youve got a face for radio 

You've got a face like a well skelped arse..

You got your arse handed to you on a plate

stop talking out yer arse

You're talking out of both sides of your mouth

You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?

You talking to me or chewing a brick?

All sat around chewing the fat

Ooofft, you bit off more than you can chew

Once bitten twice shy

Too shy shy, hush hush eye to eye....

 

Oopps sorry i got nothing just all these songs flying around in my head tonight...

 

Time for me to be offski..?

 

A few bricks shy of a load

A few sandwiches short of a picnic

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Two cans short of a six pack 

 

Youve drew the short straw 

Well that was the straw that broke the camel's back..

Youre clutching at straws

Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer

Shoot first, ask questions later