Isn't it like a get out of jail free card?

Why not just call it a get out of jail free card then?

Why make things easy?

Edited July 29, 20206 yr by notsmokinjo
(Or I had a brain fart and all I could think of was the chance cards in monotony and free parking)

What are my chances with a chance card?

Do ya think they'd be even?

depends on who's shuffling wouldn't it?

Can you shuffle?

 

There's a good chance you get one and a good chance you don't?

Get one what?

Get a shuffler?

What's wrong with the one I already have?

Is it any good?

It shuffles even when you're not expecting it too so that's pretty good right?

Is the shuffler supposed to be shooting cards all over the place?

How else you going to get your cards?

Do you seriously outsource shuffling to an inanimate object?

Did you check the shufflers batteries?

Doesn't everyone?

Only if they want it to work properly right?

What's wrong with using ya hands?

Do you not know how to shuffle?

Then how will I hold my beer?

Can you balance your beer on your head while you shuffle?

Can I use the card shuffler?

Does being 2 fisted with Coors light allow you to use the shuffler?