Do you have a Dingle free zone on your ass or do you lube?

Edited July 28, 20206 yr by Mac#23

I think the bigger question is why do you have dingle berries on your ass, still a toilet paper shortage there?

Do you attribute Dingle Berries are from wiping with something besides toilet paper?

No, wouldn't they be caused by NOT wiping?

By not wiping I believe you might just get a stinky, nasty rash don't you think?

Why are you grossing me out?

You asked the question did you not want me to answer it?

7 hours ago, Mac#23 said:

Is it odd that Dingle Berries can hang from any arse?

 

Umm, I believe it was you who asked first?

35 minutes ago, jillar said:

35 minutes ago, jillar said:

No, wouldn't they be caused by NOT wiping?

 

Is this not the question that led to this?

32 minutes ago, Mac#23 said:

By not wiping I believe you might just get a stinky, nasty rash don't you think?

 

So now that we've determined that is it safe to say that dingle balls or berries are not good to have hanging on our asses?

Would you also say it's not good if the Dingle Berries fell out of your pant leg?

Could they be used to find your way home?

Would you be following the Dingle Berry trail or the smell?

The trail in the day and the smell at night maybe?

But if it's dark won't you be worried about stepping on the Dingle Berries?

You got a point there so don't get lost at night then right?

Yes and don't leave the house with Dingle Berries either correct?

Just dingle berries or all berries?

What do regular berries have to do with this?

Can we leave home with them?

Just as long as you don't put them in your pants pocket?

Where else should I put them?

Does a bag sound out of the question?

That's a good idea, is that how you carry yours?

I suppose I could carry mine the same way but I was thinking about carrying them in a pie instead?