Aren't guys supposed to carry their berries in their wives purse?

I not married but I believe your thinking of his walnuts?

Can I have my pie without walnuts then?

Do you want a meat pie?

Yes, can I have one of each?

Do you carry walnuts in your purse as well?

Not right now, should I make some room in my purse for them?

Maybe you should save some room in a side pocket just in case?

 

Edited July 29, 20206 yr by Mac#23

Oh, so I guess I only need room for two right?

How many men are you planning to control by holding their walnuts?

Should I gather the walnuts first or the men?

Don't you think if you gather the walnuts first they won't be men any more?

So I should let them be men first for a while?

It's a good theory don't you think?

Would you equate it to letting a dog have a litter first?

Did you think we were talking about castration here?

I heard you might lose your man card?

Do you think that's a possibility?

Isn't anything possible?

I have a few man cards, do you believe that I should relinquish one?

How did you get more than one man card?

Because I'm special, haven't you figured that out yet?

I'm special what kind of card do I get?

How about a chance card?

What's a chance card?