About 2900 miles?

2900 miles is a long way, I wonder how long it would take to walk?

Is walking to California on your bucket list?

Is making a bucket list a productive idea?

How much time does it take to write walk to California on a piece of paper?

Do you have a pencil I could borrow?

How long is it going to take you to walk here and get it?

It all depends, do I have to sharpen the pencil too?

Are you set on a pencil or will a pen do?

Does the pen have blue or black ink?

Can you do like normal people do and take one from your bank?

Won't the rules just change again tomorrow?

What scientific facts are dictating these rules?

Are we still talking about pens and pencils?

Why are you still taking about writing utensils?

Because what am I to do with these black and blue pens and pencil now?

Can you let me know when the pencils are sharpened

Do you have a pencil sharpener I can borrow?

Do you have any coloring pencils ?

You mean crayons?

Ok fine, are the crayons sharp and unbroken?

Now the crayons have to be unbroken?

Do you have any Minions coloring books?

No, will a placemat from Denny's do?

How did you get a placemat from Denny's?