It's nice to be part of a crowd isn't it? 

Two is hardle a crowd, don't you need three?

Doesn't it depend on what you're up to? 

Isn't it four for the lambada?

Right spill the beans slippy what did you forget/not know that you really should have... ?

Can I let you know when it comes back to me?

Do you think jo can proper throw a boomerang and it comes back and she can catch it? 

Isn't that stereotyping Weegie..?

Whats wrong with that? 

Did i say anything was wrong with that  ?

My wee granny isny in her hoos, any idea where she is? 

Is she doon gettin the messages.?

Found her thank god, she wiz in asda, are you a mind reader fluffy? 

Glad you found her .. ?

Would it impress you if I said I was..?

Would you be impressed it I said I could weegie?

A knew youd be able to do it jo! Is it all in the wrist? 

Dontcha think its like skippin a rock, once you have the knack you can just do it forever?

Like riding a bike? 

Like playing a xylophone?

i thought you could only play the triangle?

No.. I said I was a triangle champion were you not listening properly to me Weegie?

oi i am the triangle champ, are trying to steal my thunder?

Are you calling me a liar....??

are your pants on fire?

Wot sorta Scotts are you two? No bagpipes?