Wouldn't it be better to stop spilling half the water we store?

Are u a half glass empty kinda guy? 

No... dontcha think I'm a half glass full kinda girl?

Who couldn't be with more leaks than Julian Assange? 

is he a bit of an ass?

Who isn't a bit of an ass at times? 

Talking of asses, do you know what you call a donkey with three legs?

No eye deer or is that a different joke? 

Wonky! 

 

Are you on the pimms tonight slip? 

Not for me Weegie, do you think I should grab a troll?

Do trolls have a stash of pimms? 

You think I might be talking about the ones than have a stash of beer?

 

Oh my...  you ok slippy..?????? why would anybody swallow troll juice by choice?

What would you recommend instead Fluffy?

Would you prefer 150 Lashes?

 

Did The Wees do anything spesh for International Tartan Day?

Ive looked out an outfit for slippy, what do u think? 

Doe they have it in pink?

Could we just wash out the red set? 

Wouldn't that take a bit of time?

Don't you think I've already got plenty of pink? 

Is pink to a pinky like purple is to a purpley, you can never have enough?

 

When was international tartan day ?

Wasn't it yesterday, 21 July?

Is it bad that I didn't have a Scooby..?

Is it bad I needed an American website to tell me it was the Australian National Lamington Day?

Is it bad that i am glad and don't feel do bad now..?