Awww hunny bunny, dont fret, who cares? 

Isn't it simply you live in a weird timezone at the end of the world ?

I care?  It's ok, I live at the end of something just maybe not the end of the world?

Surely if you live further out than California you fall off the end?

I feel ya jillar cos you are at the end of the world and I am at the arse end of nowhere.. think we could meet up ?

Who said you live at the arse end of nowhere Fluffy?

Can you have your unicorn pick me up fluffy?

1 minute ago, Sslip said:

Who said you live at the arse end of nowhere Fluffy?

 You did slippy.....

 

1 minute ago, jillar said:

Can you have your unicorn pick me up fluffy?

 

 I'll go ask it and get back to you  any particular  day good for you ?

Monday?

3 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

 You did slippy.....

 

 

I'm safe to offer that person a piece of my mind then?

Which piece of your mind will you be offering?

Would that be the bit that talks sh*he per chance?

 

 

Oh I'm still trying to catch up with the unicorn Jillar can you put your feet up cos I might be a while ?

Edited July 18, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Ooohhh, per chance and shite all in the same sentence, are you not sure whether to use industrial or 18th century language?

 

Is there a rule that I can only use one?

Edited July 18, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

How's putting my feet up going to help you catch up with the unicorn?

Have you got Fluffy level expertise at catching Unicorns or will you just get in the way?

Maybe that's why fluffy wants me to put my feet up?

You think it is her expertise and a kindness all wrapped in one?

That would seem the obvious answer to that question wouldn't it?

What magic remedy can you recommend for aching joints? 

A hot tub?

Have you got one going spare? 

Yes, should I ship it FedEx?

How do you have spare hot tubs? 

I only have one but you can have it for your sore joints. Do you think it'll be expensive to ship?