8 minutes ago, jillar said:

Yes, yes I have. Is that what a murdered unicorn tastes like?

 

It's better than that but do you think we should keep it quiet in case they are hunted to extinction? 

Should we send some leprechauns in to defend them?

Isn't fluffy defender of the unicorns? 

Is she a leprechaun? 

Are leprechauns not all irish? 

Can Irish leprechauns not defend Scottish unicorns?

Would the unicorn not just gallop away from trouble? 

Well if Shane was able to murder and eat one my guess would be no?

Do you not think slippy wouldnt harm a fly? 

Aren't flies obnoxious no matter how nice you are?

Do you not find them easy to ignore? 

The irish?.... nah they are bloody hard to ignore, especially when they have some piss in em don't you agree?

Would it help to stick your fingers in your ears? 

wouldn't that expose your armpits to tickling?

Are you a wee short arse with short arms? 

yes I have little tiny kangaroo arms, they are like t-rex arms don't ya think?

Can we stop spreading the entirely false rumour that I murder Unicorns?

Didn't I say that when I stuck up for you?

Do you think it would be better to deny I ever eat Unicorns?

At this point what good would it do?

So after you eat the unicorns what happens to the horn?

Could it be used as a rolling pin? 

OMG that's just sick.. slippy is that you? Are you seriously wearing the murdered unicorns horn like some trophy??

Didn't I tell you I look good in pink? 

Do you think we just expected there to be a little more to your favourite pink t-shirt than some strips?