Hard to believe sometimes isn't it?

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Well last night sprinkles had ginger, banana (with bits of banana), strawberry (with bits a strawbs), mint choc chip, banana choc chip, bubble gum, chocolate, old english toffee, vanilla, vanilla bean, goody goody gum drops (has lollies in it), choc chip, chocolate choc chip, rocher, cassata, coconut, apple pie, boysenberry swirl, tim tam, licorice, hokey pokey, um.... blood orange gelati, navel orange gelati, lemon gelati, lemon&lime gelati, mango gelati, mango coconut vegan swirl, green apply gelati, pistachio, pomegranate gelati, raspberry gelati, turkish delight, watermelon icecream (not gelati), seasalt toffee caramel, cookie dough, salted caramel cookie dough, strawberry gellati.... did I remember enough?

 

I'll have lemon&lime and pomegranate gelati please

 

and then for dessert I'll have the cassata and the turkish delight please.

 

Oh and a side of the tim tam.

 

How big are the the take away bowls?

 

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

Well considering I have a kid I'm fairly sure there was no cherries on offer?

(do cherries mean the same thing up north???)

Oh did I not mention Shane wouldn't take off his full batting kit?

 

I've heard when you're in bed with someone these days you need to make sure you use protection. Have I misunderstood?

 

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

Well besides being in a bed together it wasn't really that sort of dream, but it did weird me out a bit so that i was kinda uncomfy coming in here so maybe it was. And yes he was, do you think he would show me his piercing?

 

Which piercing would I not show you?

Will you show me too?

You'd really like to see?

The nipple one. Lemon & Lime is a bad choice without something like vanilla bean or coconut to cut it cos it is so frickin sour. Seven huge scoops per lrge take out tub but the boys are great they let you taste every flavour before you decide. Don't ya think that's nice?

I'd really like to see?... nope, i was trying to distract you from wanting strawberry ice cream in bed don't ya think?

Why would you dream I wouldn't let you see the nipple one?

 

Here it is

 

Spoiler

 

Satisfied?

 

I like the idea of trying every flavour, have you not had enough by the time you're finished trying?

Is that your only piercing?

1 hour ago, Sslip said:

Why would you dream I wouldn't let you see the nipple one?

 

Why would I dream we were in bed together in the first place? Or the night before why would I dream Ayrton Senna was spanking me with a cricket bat??? Who knows why my subconscious does what it does? That's a rather convicty lookin piercing dontcha think?

Edited June 6, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Can I have some of your dreams?

You certainly can Jillar... I'll try fizchicking you some tonight... do you think it will work?

Shall I let you know tomorrow?

I think that would be best don't you?

Can you make them extra juicy?

Is this juicy enough.. ? 

 

It's got extra juicy bits...!!

 

Or what about this...? 

 

 

The juicyness lasts longer..!!

 

7 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

Why would I dream we were in bed together in the first place? Or the night before why would I dream Ayrton Senna was spanking me with a cricket bat??? Who knows why my subconscious does what it does? That's a rather convicty lookin piercing dontcha think?

 

Given I was in my full cricket kit, do you think you may have been teaching me to slip, slap, slop? 

 

I love tropicana, can I have some of your orange juice please fluffy? 

Yes probably but then instead of watching V for Vendetta dontcha think I'd be makin ya watch Ssid the Sseagull?

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Sslip said:

I love tropicana, can I have some of your orange juice please fluffy? 

 

Do you like it extra juicy same as Jillar?

You can't go wrong with the juicy bits can you? 

Does anybody else hate how the juicy bits get stuck in your teeth ?

Isn't that better than not having any teeth? 

I do but doesn't the pulp make the juice even better?

Is pulp code for juicy bits..??

 

see illustration below....

 

P.S

      guess who found the purple button...????????

I would hope so otherwise what would those juicy bits be?!

So why did you want a pulp dream ??

 

14 hours ago, jillar said:

Can you make them extra juicy?

 

Would that not be full of blood and guts..!!

Didn't I say juicy and not juicy bits?