Its either that or phone sex isnt it? 

Don't you feel weird having sex with your phone?

Are you saying im weird? 

Isn't that why phones have a vibrate function?

Edited May 9, 20188 yr by Sslip

If your having sex with your phone I'm guessing yes?

Why dont you try it jillar? 

Jillar is still a youngster, but isn't her phone incredibly old?

 

Do you think it may be having performance problems?

Is a flip phone capable of that?

Are you saying your phone don't impress you much?

Maybe if it shaved and put cologne on once in a while it would?

Your phone needs a trip to the barber?

Is that a bad thing?

Will you be giving it a bath as well to spruce it up? 

I promise it wont like the bath, even if you use the toilet, you learn so many things from ya kids, aren't they wonderful?

 

(Oh and @WeegieWoman yep we drive on the right side of the road just like you.... right as in correct, because we drive on the left side.... the kiwis do too.  Not so odd at all @Sslip)

Maybe just a spray of cologne then?

Over hear we call a spray of deoderant and a spritz of cologne a pommy shower, does anyone know why?

Anything to do with the smelly backpackers? 

Because you're trying to hide your stink?

So the pommies stink?

Didn't you say to guess why?

You are right, don't worry Sslip we don't think the poms stick, at lease not in an olfactory sense. Don't you think its fun to tease the token pom?

Yes, it's almost as fun as the sticks thread, would not you agree?

Almost, but not quite, that Sticks thread is the funnest thread here. Who knew there were so many variety of sticks and some even have a purpose?

I know right? And to get it pinned so quickly too was pretty cool don't you think?

Way cool. Kinda makes you feel sad for some of those other threads that have been around for years and have never been pinned doesn't it?