Aren't those sometimes the most fun?

Dies it depend on the location?

Why so quiet tonight?

Dunno, I checked, but do you think I have BO?

Just sniffed deeply, roses. Have you farted again?

Do you think everyone ran from my stinky fart?

My dad made seafood mornay for good Friday dinner but I didn't get an invite cos the sister was there...was i  ripped off?

Totally! What's up with that?

Do you think they are sick of us fighting an want to keep us separated?

 

(Which gives rise to... His come she gets to go to easter roast lamb lunch too?)

Should you just "surprise" your dad so you won't miss out?

Its too late cos its Saturday arvo here now. Don't ya think its there loss cos they missed out on me and the kid?

Of course silly,  don't you think it will be less stressful too?

Yep and passed on my left over nrt  gum so stress less is vest yeah?

Yes, who needs that right now right?

Are mccoys The best crisps?

Have you really considered all crisps there?

Do you not agree then?

Are you placing Tyrrells in the same category?

Of course, but in that genre kettle crisps whip Tyrrells dont they?

Do you not have Red Rock Deli?

Lol no, what flavour are they?

Do you think sea salt, lime & black pepper, sweet chilli & sour cream , honey soy chicken, sea salt and balsamic vinegar, champagne vinaigrette and shallot, sea salt & black truffle, and waygu beef & wasabi cream are good flavours?

Aren't root vegetable crisps better?

Are you saying a potato isnt a root vegetable?

Red rock do sweet potato chips too...  aren't we lucky?