If your pee smells shouldn't you see a doctor?

Have you never eaten asparagus?

Do you cook it in pee bath water?

Is it a habit of yours to smell your pee?

Are you a dog?

Maybe he left to smell his pee?

What do we do if he invites us over for dinner?

at my age is it pungent or urgent that matters?

 

Can't we just tell him we can't swim that far?

can we swim first and ask questions later?

 

If your urgent pee is pungent will it attract sharks?

Won't it depend on whether you're a producer and the sharks are detectors?

 

 

Isn't that another good reason not to swim over for dinner?

Should we have him swim instead?

Can you cook something to make his pee smell so he won't be homesick?

What would you suggest?

Do you want something that makes your poopie smell too?

Is there any food that means poopie doesn't smell?

Don't you find that eating garlicky food helps?

It doesn't do much for breath, so why would you be checking on garlicky poop?

Should we just stick to stinky pee then?

Since when did you start playing it safe?

Do you poop in the bath?

Maybe it was just a fart?

Did you see the tell tale bubbles?