Have you never tried mouthwash?

Your mouthwash tastes like soap?

Would you be surprised to hear ive never tasted soap?

if I did would she slap me around the face with a wet fish?

You're that good?!

Is it a reward to get slapped by a wet fish? 

Is the fish alive still?

Why, will it smart more if it is?

Do we eat the fish afterwards? 

Can we have chips with it?

And ketchup is mandatory dontya agree?

Ketchup on fish?

Hell yeah... But can I call mine it sauce?

Edited March 10, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Don't you put tarter sauce on your fish like normal people do?

Don't ya think different rules apply to fish n chips?

Is tartar sauce not for folk with bad teeth? 

Why does it take for a californian to advise on the correct condiment for fish?

Aye us brits created fish n chips didnt we?

we do the best cod, chips and mushy peas don't we?

Is it a faux pax if i say im a garden pea girl? 

doesn't that just mean you're a little bit posh?

Weegies canny be posh can they?

Do you get out the bath when you need to pee?

You're not supposed to pee in the bath?

Would it depend on how pungent your pee is?