Should you have a security guard in case?

What brand of suntan lotion needs a guard?

How much copper do you think is in Coppertone?

Am I going to have to pay for heavy luggage?

How much Coppertone are you bringing?!

Who cares......Are you gonna make brownies?

Isn't that the only way to greet friends?

Do I get to meet Mr. Jillar?

He kinda comes with the house, so should I make him eat a couple brownies first?

Will he remember to wipe his nose?

Lol, can you wear an absorbent top just in case?

Should I bring some of this rain with me?

How will you carry it?

Would your neighbors mind seeing me do the rain dance in your front yard?

I thought you were just going to bring the rain with you?

How on earth would I carry rain?

Could you FedEx it?

Are you worried about me embarrassing you in front of your neighbors?

Does that mean you're

bringing your hula hoop too?!

Edited March 5, 20188 yr by jillar

How come ya lettin slip nslide pay ya in beans and beer? Thought ya woulda been worth more than beans?

Do not you think drunkin Dutch ovens are priceless?

Do you not think it is definately better to give than recieve?

Some gifts more than others right? 

Does Santa know about the types of gifts you give?

Why else would he eat all the cookies I leave him?