True anyone can have my seat

 

TNP has offended someone by offering their seat? 

True ... usually little old men... but I was taught you always offer your seat to any man who looks over 50 cos you never know if he has been to war.

 

TNP has told someone else to give up their seat for an elderly or pregnant woman

False - I don't think I've ever needed to. I'm usually one of the first to offer my seat in any case. 

 

TNP despises commuting? 

False.. I love people watching and time to myself.. 

 

 

TNP has/had dress down Fridays  at work ?

 

 

 

True - they are a pain in the backside. 

 

TNP has had dodgy clothes days at work for charity (think Xmas jumpers, dodgy shirts)? 

True or maybe False.. just jammies/onesies, last month animal, this week dress up as Elvis or 60s atire. Boss is doing a full show as Elvis at work..!! I have decided I'm going as a hippy.. I am a child of the age of Aquarius after all ?

 

TNP doesn't mind making a complete arse of themselves?

False - I mind, but what can I do, I've learnt to live with it

 

TNP has been to a fancy dress party in the last year? 

True if you count a kids Halloween party..

 

 

TNP loves going to work parties ?

False - although sometimes I do. The work parties are good, the getting home afterwards not so much.

 

TNP always attends works Christmas parties?

OMG Slippy, say it's not true.....

 

On 8/13/2018 at 6:07 PM, Sslip said:

True anyone can have my seat

 

14 hours ago, Sslip said:

False - I don't think I've ever needed to. I'm usually one of the first to offer my seat in any case. 

 

Please tell me you are not that a***hole who nobody on the train wants to be stuck behind... ??

 

No no after you.. ....  .....  .....  .....

 

no after you .. ....  .....  .....  .....  ....

 

no no after you I insist... ...... ....... ....... 

 

20 Mins later and after he has let the whole carriage off the train in front of him (with little thanks I might add) you finally get off to the most humongous queue at the ticket gates..!!!!!

 

 

Not judging...Just askin?

 

OMG judgy knickers tell me your not one of those on the train that barges past the little old lady, delivering a forearm smash as she passes just so she remembers not to try it on with you next time. 

 

That poor wee little old lady who has worked a lifetime and now is really wobbling as she tries to get out of her seat into the aisle. With great effort because of her arthritic hip and knee. 

 

Now the whole train is delayed, because the wee, kind hearted, beautifully spirited little old lady, who was only travelling to see her grandchildren is traumatised and the paramedics are getting to the scene. And the whole rail network is out of kilter. 

 

But how dare she gets in fluffy's way lest fluffy is delayed by 20 seconds. Tell me you're not that Fluffy. 

 

Not judging you understand (or maybe you don't if it's not about you)  ? 

 

Just asking. 

I'm the Jo who gets on the train and there are no seats so I sit on the floor... cos I'm not standing up for the whole 45min trip.

Ehrrrmm.. you didn't answer the question Slippy..!!

 

And what's even worse...

 

As the train pulls into the station, being the total gentleman, you let every  female in sight on the train before you. Whilst the rest of us have to wait and wait and wait in the peeing rain... and what's worse....all those bitches are clued up and flock from near and far to get in your eyeline so they can jump the fluffin queue...

 

 

No.. you first...   .....   ....   ....?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

 

No.. you first.....?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

 

No.. you first...?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️ 

 

No.. you first..?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

 

No you first...?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

 

Go on .... tell me I'm wrong Slippy... Tell me I'm so......so wrong...?

 

You're breaking my heart here.. breaking my heart...

 

Just asking.... for a friend....

 

 

 

 

 

Talking of questions, you have avoided mine as well. Ladies first. ? 

yes... i always attend the chrissy party cos i usually organise it.

 

TNP ... would rather read a real book than read a digital book.

6 hours ago, Sslip said:

 Ladies first.

A...haaaaa  was that an answer to the question sir..??

 

True.. never can get into digital books nothing beats the smell of flicking those pages in a new book and ooowwww those old well used books.. what can I say.. ya can't get that with a kindle..( other readers are available ?)

 

TNP  has bought new shoes this week..

False ... its months and months since I bought shoes... but I have major new shoe envy cos the ex bought new nike runners and they are st kilda colours (red, black & white)

 

 

TNP... would wear cloths they didn't really like because they were the right colour

False

 

TNP has bought clothes in the last three months? 

True.. all resembling  totties sacks !!?☹

 

 

TNP has had a shop bought coffee today..?

False rarely do, but on occasions. 

 

TNP bought food at work today? 

True .. I take pieces or porridge with me but I bought a Katsu wrap for the train.. !! 

 

 

TNP has had a can / bottle of fizzy juice recently?

True it was made from malt and hops. Or if we're talking a real fruit flavour I had an Orangina recently

 

TNP has eaten fruit today? 

True..  always have a wee banana before i go in the bunker...?  see I am healthy.. kinda..

 

 

TNP has had something hot for lunch..?

True - I eat my main meal at lunch time usually in the canteen. 

 

TNP usually has their main meal in the evening? 

You have a canteen.... Soooooo jealous..

We have a fridge, microwave and a kettle..!!

 

True.. hubby is normally late back so dinner is always after 8...

 

TNP has a bedtime drink?