Only licking them is rude.

 

Why do wabbits like monkeys?

They give the best massages

 

Does having stage fright mean you’re afraid of raised wooden platforms?

Only if you can't use a diving board.

 

What makes an elephant cry.

Forgetting someone’s birthday.

 

Why do we rest our heads on pillows?

Because rocks are too hard.

 

Why do cars have round wheels?

It's easier to put tires on them

 

Why do owls say who?

Because they can't write.

 

Why do fart's smell?

To remind you that you're full of shit 😂 

 

People say something tastes like crap so why do so many people know what crap tastes like? 

That analogy was started from people who kiss ass all the time.

 

Why did the Deer run from the hunter?

He thought it was deer season

 

Why do they say “one size fits all” when it clearly doesn’t fit a baby?

Didn't you know the next evolution of mankind is big babies? Geeze some people's kids....

Yes very stupid answer....

 

If the world flooded would it matter to a duck?

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Nope

 

Why can't I look a gift horse in the mouth?

Because you are looking at the wrong end.

 

The last gift I got from a horse was

How should I know, it's your gift 😂 

 

What kind of worm eats the gooky between your toes?

A very very hungry one

 

At what time did time begin?

Day time

 

Why do you have to make an appointment with a psychic, shouldn't they be expecting you?