August 26, 20206 yr The stupid smoke alarm beeps every few minutes Why can't Japanese people wait for their fish to cook?
August 26, 20206 yr Yes that's why I never get to eat it Do Asians use chopsticks to keep with their excellent work ethics?
August 27, 20206 yr No, it says that they don't need no stupid utensils What happens if an Asian descent person doesn't know how to use chopsticks?
August 27, 20206 yr They turn Caucasian How come people automatically bend their arm when they say "Viking"?
August 28, 20206 yr Because they might tip over if they bend their leg How many people does it take to paddle a Viking ship? Edited August 28, 20206 yr by Mac#23
August 28, 20206 yr That would be a reasonable answer If you're having a party, do you invite the neighbors or piss them off with the loud music?
August 28, 20206 yr I prefer pissing them off and THEN inviting them How can I be hungry but not hungry at the same time all the time?
August 28, 20206 yr Because you are experiencing food guilt Do you think that cows like being milked every day?
August 28, 20206 yr I'd like someone playing with my teats everyday.... Why do people look when you say don't look?
August 28, 20206 yr Because stupid people can't help it Why do people think that the more they look at their watch the faster time will go?
August 28, 20206 yr They're gluttons for punishment Why do they say when it rains it pours, it hardly ever pours in California?
September 1, 20206 yr I think they are talking about pouring wine Why do they call it chili if it's hot?
September 1, 20206 yr It's based on what day of the week you request one. Last I checked odd days were taxi and even were cab. What's the best way to collect a bucket of steam?
September 2, 20206 yr In a steam bath with a fancy steam bucket Can you use a bath towel to dry dishes our must you have a dish towel?
September 2, 20206 yr They wouldn't have specific names of they weren't meant for specific purposes. Never ever use a bath or hand towel for dishes! What's tougher than a nail?
September 3, 20206 yr The hammer of course Why doesn't a ten penny nail cost 10 cents? Edited September 3, 20206 yr by Mac#23
September 3, 20206 yr Because then it'd be a dime nail What do I do if it says refrigerate unused portion and all I have is an ice box?
September 3, 20206 yr Why is there ice in your box What's the difference between a teeter totter and a seesaw?
September 3, 20206 yr Teeter totters are five years old and under How come cowboys aren't half cow half boy?
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