August 6, 20206 yr Because it's snot a snot thing 😂 Why is it ok to pick an eye booger in front of people but not a nose booger?
August 6, 20206 yr One is on the surface and a viable repugnance so picking it is a public service the other involves putting a finger in an orifice...something one should never do in public. Why do loud noise farts smell less than silent ones? Edited August 6, 20206 yr by notsmokinjo
August 6, 20206 yr Ummm.... I want filtered water Did the same person decide that spring water should also be charged for?
August 6, 20206 yr No. That would be a monopoly and prices would be much higher I heard meowing but my cats mouth wasn't moving. Does that mean she's a ventriloquist?
August 8, 20206 yr Only if you're missing letters Why is it called a computer mouse instead of the that moving pointer thing?
August 8, 20206 yr Umm... you know the mouse isn't real right How do I tell if my phone is smart or dumb?
August 8, 20206 yr Because it will only confuse the clinically stupid Isn't the phrase cost effective a little redundant?
August 9, 20206 yr No, but you will have a very big hole If you are running fast enough can you run across water?
August 10, 20206 yr Sure if they happen to be swimming around in a litre of Jack Daniels Why can't an ostrich fly even though it's classified as a bird?
August 10, 20206 yr They didn't get the memo Why are farts called gas when they smell nothing like ethanol?
August 10, 20206 yr It would appear so 😂 Do you think @notsmokinjo would have better luck with world domination if she offered nutella instead of vegemite?
August 10, 20206 yr If you never heard of either then Nutella because Vegemite sounds like a nasty little diseased insect What's the real origin of the phrase motorboating?
August 10, 20206 yr Because it goes against the bylaws in the animal union Would the cats be able to sue the dogs for copyright infringement?
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