We've already taught them all we know

 

Where can I get some magic beans?

Have you checked Diagon Alley

 

What do you expect to grow from the so called magic beans?

Duh, a bean stalk to climb and get the goose that pays the golden eggs

 

If brown eggs taste the same as white eggs then why have them?

Because variety is the spice of life. 

 

Why are there no blue vegetables?

There could be if you dyed them

 

Why does eggplant not taste like regular eggs?

No they get their name because they LAY eggs that plant themselves

 

How often should I fertilize artificial grass?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You could poop on it whenever you feel it is needed

 

Do they make artificial dirt to plant the grass in?

 

Yes, complete with artificial worms to aerate it

 

How can you tell if your refrigerator light turns off when you close the door?

 

 

Get inside and close the door

 

What's creepier, clowns or jesters?

Clowns, you never ever hear someone say thereafter of jesters

 

Why aren't clowns called jesters?

Because they dress differently

 

Are there clothing prerequisites that you must go by to be a clown?

Just that you have to wear REALLY big shoes

 

How do bankruptcy attorneys make any money?

They get pre-paid in advance

 

Do some lawyers actually chase ambulances?

I seen one the other day  

 

 

How do I know if I'm taking too many steps a day?

When you can't take another step

 

What would it be like if you had to physically count all your steps for each day?

It would suck

 

If Siri hears me talking to Alexa what kind of trouble should I expect?

Be careful, I hear Siri is a little vindictive

 

 Does Alexa ever use foul language when frustrated with human stupidity?

Not yet with me but I don't use her so............

 

 

If I back my car in the driveway will I sleep better at night?

All I got is this....

 

Do rappers understand what each other are saying?

They don't understand what THEY are saying so how would they understand another rapper? 😂

 

Why do you fast for a blood test but there's nothing fast about it?

 

 

FAST ..(freaking annoying stupid test)

 

Do you think it might be ok to drink a 12 pack the night before blood test?

I hope so because I'm on my second beer

 

How do those singers get in and out of my receiver without me seeing them?

Duh ....the radio elves zap them in and out

 

Why do they always sing the song I've been dying to hear right as I'm getting out of my car?

To leave us wanting.......

 

Why is one sneeze never enough?

Because you have to get all the boogers out

 

Why is it you still have to sneeze even after blowing your nose?