July 30, 20206 yr Flowers fit better than trees Why is Wiley E Coyote always to late to catch the roadrunner?
July 30, 20206 yr Because his plans always suck Why couldn't Charlie Brown ever get to kick the football? Edited July 30, 20206 yr by Mac#23
July 30, 20206 yr Cos no one ever taught him how to do a drop punt or a torpedo. Why do they all gridiron football when there is so very little kicking of the ball involved?
July 30, 20206 yr Your supposed to kick the ball? Why is a football not shaped round like all other balls?
July 30, 20206 yr Because it takes more skill to kick an oval footy than it does to kick a round ball. Why do foods shaped like balls taste so good?
July 30, 20206 yr It's the spit they use to form it What will happen if I read read but should have read read?
July 30, 20206 yr Time travel...Time travel is what will happen...Cos you might step back in time. Do you think YOLO was a thing for Buddhists?
July 30, 20206 yr No that was yoyo no caps If I quit cussing will it help my teeth be less sensitive?
July 31, 20206 yr Who called me a shit talker? If I run out of glue can I use a booger? Spoiler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
July 31, 20206 yr Dunno but if you fun put of hair gel you can use some sprog. How come door knobs are all deaf?
July 31, 20206 yr Shut off the power If braces make beautiful faces how come my brothers wife is still ugly?
August 1, 20206 yr You just can't fix ugly Why do people with no common sense think their smarter than everyone else?
August 2, 20206 yr There's always that stick up there arse What is the whole fascination with coffee?
August 2, 20206 yr Fascination?....obcession mate, coffee owns my soul...have you not smelled the divine ambrosia that is fresh brewed coffee..... Why do ya say "see ya later" when you don't know when or if you'll see em again.
August 2, 20206 yr I guess it's better than "have a nice life asshat" What is the true meaning of calling someone a "pee on"?
August 3, 20206 yr It means you're looking for a fight What's the difference between a seesaw and a teeter totter?
August 3, 20206 yr a teeter totter a drunken tot and a seasaw is an underwater circular saw Why are they called monkey bars instead of the parallel ladder?
August 3, 20206 yr The wood lying around is called retired wood (already drifted wood) So, why is it that someone who rides a swing is not called a swinger?
August 4, 20206 yr No wonder I got dirty looks the other day! How can you tell if a blank sheet of paper contains a secret message written in invisible ink?
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