Small, medium and large. Extra sizes upon request..

 

How can something that's impossible become possible?

Because everything is possible

 

Do you think it's smart to forward junk email to your friends?

Sure, if you don't want friends anymore

 

Why is it called an UNIDENTIFIED flying object when we've IDENTIFIED its a flying object?

Because it creates intrigue

 

Why do they call them a shadowbox?

Because of all the boxing shadows, duh...

 

What's the current exchange rate on a sand dollar?

.25 sand cents on the sand dollar

 

Why is your collection of clothes called your wardrobe?

You must be mistaken my collection of clothes are called clothes

 

 

If I bite my tongue how will you understand what I'm saying?

 

I speak babble

 

How does breakfast describe the first meal of the day?

Um cos ya breaking your overnight fast...don't they splain that in peimary school where you live?

 

If tea is a drink why do we eat it every night?

 

 

If your tea is solid enough to eat, it's not tea...

 

why do Aussies eat their tea instead of drink it like normal people do? 😂

 

 

Who the hell knows.....lol.

 

If a tree falls in the woods does anyone really care?

Just the people under it

 

How do you get a ship out of a bottle?

Duh..break the bottle

 

How does someone build a ship in a bottle anyway?

You put a bottle in the lake and wait for a ship to sail into it

 

Why is a tie so demanding? 

Because they're all tied in knots

 

Is a neck tie or a bow tie considered a formal tie?

All ties are considered formal

 

Do kangaroos carry money in their pouches?

Well, what else would they carry in there

 

Do ghosts crop dust their haunting grounds?

Not that I've smelled

 

Would all my practice scooping litter boxes make me a good gold miner?

Nope, but you can always get a job cleaning children's sandboxes

 

What's the difference between your house robe and a judge's robe?

The bodies that are in them

 

How can I tell if my houseplants understand english?

Easy, they have died yet

 

Why are cactus plants so hard to kill?

You can't get close enough to kill them

 

If I move to another state will the sun still set in the west?

 

I guess it depends on which way your facing

 

Which direction does the moon set in?

It sets right down next to the sun 

 

What happens if I use my salad fork for my entree?

 

 

 

Nothing if ya salad is ya entree but if it's ya main...there will be tsk-ing from the snobs.

 

Why do s o many tea cups have flowers on them?