September 5, 20188 yr Chances are you need more lessons, preferably on a toy washer first Why isn't a dryer just called a dry?
September 5, 20188 yr I call mine Nigel after the politician because it's full of hot air. It means I can also get away with kicking Nigel when I'm pissed off. Where have all the Nigels gone?
September 5, 20188 yr I think their hanging out with all the Bruces and male Kyms Why do Hasselbach potatos always sound so good but never work out and yet every couple of years I try them again?
September 5, 20188 yr Because you're a gluten for punishment Why do people put lost posters on street light poles, how's the animal suppose to see it?
September 5, 20188 yr Don't you read the graffiti while you use the public toilets Does anyone every ring the Call #### for a good time?
September 5, 20188 yr I hope so otherwise I wasted a lot of time putting my brothers wife's number everywhere Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
September 5, 20188 yr Because that's the way I like it uh huh Why aren't you sweet like white chocolate?
September 5, 20188 yr Cos its not juicy like pineapple. So due to gravity we shrink as we age.... does that mean short people can go back to shopping in the kids section?
September 5, 20188 yr Doreen, you're right, Jo is spying on you! If blondes have more fun, we isn't bleach more expensive?
September 6, 20188 yr Cos its also the only thing known to kill the AIDs virus... it will just also kill the person if you inject it into there body...... so breaking it down it needs to be cheap as the alternative cleaning products for the medical industry or lack there of would place too much of a financial burden on our health system and make them even less viable than they already are. So the bottle blondes get to piggy back on the necessity of many. Why would you put something that smelt like bleach or ammonium anywhere near you hair?
September 6, 20188 yr Because it's not going to walk there on its own.... Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
September 6, 20188 yr Nope Apple pies... itty bitty little uns. Why is it bad luck to be superstitious?
September 6, 20188 yr It isn't bad luck to be superstitious. The bad luck comes from not following the rules of the particular superstition. Are only virgins allowed in the Virgin Islands?
September 6, 20188 yr Yes.... so we can just cross that destination off our bucket lists. Are you only allowed to eat bacon & eggs when you visit Eggs & Bacon Bay?
September 6, 20188 yr As long as you eat bacon and eggs and not eggs and bacon you're fine and can keep eating it to your hearts content Why do they call the little candy bars fun size, wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
September 7, 20188 yr They are fun because you can eat lots of different ones at the same time but if you ate lots of the different big ones at the same time you would get sick. Why is Scotland Yard in England?
September 10, 20188 yr Because the name Scotland 36 inches was too much of a mouthful. Why would anyone want to square the circle?
September 11, 20188 yr Some people are still under the belief that it's hip to be square Where do they get pure spring water in the other three seasons?
September 11, 20188 yr Nowhere, its a seasonal harvest, they just store it in giant water towers to use throughout the rest of the year. What flavour is a cake walk?
September 11, 20188 yr It's kinda a mixture of rubber and dirt How much milk is there in the Milky Way? Edited September 11, 20188 yr by jillar
September 11, 20188 yr Not sure, but there's a glass and a half in dairy milk and I'd bet similar in a galaxy. Why do adverts permeate the brain so much?
September 12, 20188 yr d = (2l x -1)2 Where d = the speed of dark and l = the speed of light Why is Australia the only country that farms and eats the animals on its coat of arms?
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