August 15, 20188 yr Dunno but can you send some of the rain to NSW and QLD cos they really need it, they have been waiting over 6 years... its a crisis, we will even take your Macs. Besides "the son of" what the hell is a mac? Edited August 15, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
August 15, 20188 yr Seen many macs in my life. Maccy D's MAC addresses Mic macs from chez Rosie in frejus But in this case a rain mac. Is a rain mac for those too lazy to carry a brolly?
August 15, 20188 yr Its called a rain coat.... and no, its for people that know when its windy an umbrella is pointless because it just ends up broken in a bin at the station. Why do people talk so different, its the same frickin language?
August 16, 20188 yr Right, it's because they break the law. In the same way as the MCC is the custodian of the laws of cricket, just across the road in St John's Wood the MCE (Moderators of Correct English) set the standards for our fine language. Anything else that comes from the outposts is simply lazy slang. Just what language do you think you talk?
August 16, 20188 yr I'm bi-lingual, I speak Strayin and English. 5 hours ago, Sslip said: Right, it's because they break the law. What is the punishment for breaking the spoken English language law??? (kind of hoping its not transportation BACK to England) Edited August 17, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
August 16, 20188 yr A good talking to from HRH Prince Charles whether you like it or not. Who wants to host a royal visit?
August 18, 20188 yr Nah... all pass on that one... I'm all out of red... for the bunting...!! I reckon Jo would be a great hostess who else thinks she should start practicing her curtsy the now..?
August 18, 20188 yr Do you not thing there is a danger she'll stick the nut in as she comes back up or is that what you mean by practice? Who deserves a slap round the face with a wet fish?
August 18, 20188 yr It's niggling me so am backing up the bus.... On 8/15/2018 at 10:57 AM, notsmokinjo said: Its called a rain coat.... and no, its for people that know when its windy an umbrella is pointless because it just ends up broken in a bin at the station. Why do people talk so different, its the same frickin language? It's proper name is a Macintosh, Mac for short named after the inventor of waterproof fabric Charles Macintosh.. We had to invent something to keep the wet oot as out of 365 days at least 300 are guaranteed to be wet ??
August 18, 20188 yr nuh-uh... its a rain coat cos its for keeping the rain out, or its a spray coat if ya using it on a boat cos it keeps the sea spray out... Next minit you'll be tellin me the yanks call jeans Levi's after some geezer who invented denim?! ? Theres also: Warfie Coats ... cos all the warfies wear em Bluies.... cos they are blue Bomber Jackets....cos they are the style bomber pilots wore.. in some places these can also be warfie coats Drizabone ... cos they keep you dry as a bone... although some call these stockman coats Ski jacket... cos ya wear it at the snow puffer jucket... cos its puffy but a mac or macintosh....you sure that's not just the new burger at macca's???? ?
August 19, 20188 yr 13 hours ago, Sslip said: Do you not thing there is a danger she'll stick the nut in as she comes back up or is that what you mean by practice? Who deserves a slap round the face with a wet fish? Not sure wot stick the nut in is but I don't curtsey for anyone, especially a grown arse man with no medical reason not to dress himself.... via le republic! OH... who deserves a slap round the face with a wet fish... do we have enough wet fish fr everyone?.... Trump and Turnbull would be my starting point... then those Kardashian nitwits.... Does each freckle on a ranga's face really represent a soul they have stolen or are they sun kisses like my daddy said?
August 20, 20188 yr Neither. They are connect the dots What is a male ladybug called? Edited August 20, 20188 yr by jillar
August 20, 20188 yr A ladyboy bug..? How can you tell the difference between a daddy long legs and a Jenny long legs ?
August 20, 20188 yr Jenny has turned her back on daddy in a huff and middle aged male crane flies are the ones in sports cars. Why do female crane flies get a name?
August 20, 20188 yr Cos..The female of the species is more deadly than the male Why won't my cat catch a rat..?
August 20, 20188 yr Because I don't have one to pull out my pocket.. Why won't the rat(s) eat my peanut butter and marshmallow treats.. ?
August 20, 20188 yr No the wombels took it all to Wimbledon common, just ask slippy...!! Why did the dogs let the rats go..?
August 20, 20188 yr Reincarnation, Fluffy, reincarnation. They are hoping that release is paid forward next time they are reborn. What were you in your previous life?
August 22, 20188 yr When its a Sslippidy doo dah. Is fluffy desperate enough to employ the pipe player from Hamlin?
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