April 9, 201511 yr so much chatter about unwashed cooters by the flip flop wearing women......but never do I see anyone pointing the obvious fact...that men need to keep their stuff clean too...or else they end up with that offensive DUCK BUTTER situation going on....if you don't know what that is...google it.....chances are...at one point in your life or another...you have come across it. Is it just the flip flop wearing men?
April 9, 201511 yr Author I will not google that....no way I want to see a dirty dangler.... bad enough how bad some guys smell...one guy at gym gets me to change my routine by his being near what I what to use...I leave sometimes, just quit because I know he will stink up the joint or just find something else across the gym to do...but he will walk by and stinkfck the room...wash the f-ning gym clothes you fckwad.....I could never be gay...guys are gross....chicks smell nice even when dirty cause the load on the perfume for a "splash bath"
April 9, 201511 yr O.m.g....I have never heard this ever....so nosy Parker had to google it.... That will teach me....the mind boggles..... Just shows....your never too old to learn....I'm traumatised.....
April 9, 201511 yr O.m.g....I have never heard this ever....so nosy Parker had to google it.... That will teach me....the mind boggles..... Just shows....your never too old to learn....I'm traumatised..... hahaha!! actually I had never heard of it either...and then I googled...(i will not reveal the words I used to google) and then it came up with the duck butter...hilarious
April 9, 201511 yr The Internet is wasted on me....l.ol....babs....I can try and imagine what you googled....
April 9, 201511 yr Nancy got the nicest shoes. I like now how do you know the woman with the nice shoes didn't waste so much time picking out her footwear that she neglected to wash the cooter?? Maybe it's like "Oh, I have a dirty cooter...let me get nice shoes so nobody will know" flip flops rule
April 10, 201511 yr So I'm strangely innocent in limited ways... So Mammy, I googled too... OH MY GODS Urban dictionary helps me be "down with the kids" (ie not antique) and then this happened... DUCK BUTTER: The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb. Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows. I have some killa DB today! Ewwwww. Traumatised! You will find me in a bottle of vino collapso pulling the same face as when someone explained teabagging....
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