The blinding light..it made me want To go and

hide under the covers but I must see what sound

that was.  Right there !  Did you hear it ?  It was

ear piercing...I needed to run ..is this rap or....

has Bakon slipped me something out of the evidence room?

I have only seen this once in my life when....

I was young and it seemed like a good idea

at the time but now that i'm older and wiser .....

I still carnt believe I've seen something so unusual as

a policeman passing up a doughnut shop when he could.....

Clear the queue of folks waiting to dive in and.....

Buy himself a donut and a hot cup of coffee.

But just as he was about to shout his order

a emergency came over the radio that a cat was .........

Caught in the most unusual place you could imagine it

was curled up on top of Bakon's head purring wildly

I don't think Bakon could believe his luck it is

that bad to have a box pooper on his head

But to walk around unaware of the fact that not

everybody can be as lucky as he is today.  Action 

Has told me secretly he would love to be able

fly like superman and catch bad guys and save the .....

Danglers from doing what they think will be the best

game of chicks or sticks ever. But they are sadly

mistaken because they always win and beat the chicks at ......