And now you can breath clear and free!!

 

I insert my Snow Shovel

and out comes fresh snowy white coconut

 

I insert ten men standing around one man in a hole in the street who may be working

You get typical city employees

 

I insert 32 days smoke free

You get STARS In YOUR Crown !  and a big fat kiss.

 

I insert

 

splendid whistling

You get a bird on your shoulder. 

 

I insert birthday cake

and out springs Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire for a grand twirl around your living room and some leaping upon your furniture.

 

I insert abandoned tap shoes

You get some refresher dance classes.

 

I insert 2 lb of clementines.

You get delicious tangerine juice!

 

I insert my alarm clock

and our corral around time like a sparkler fizzles

 

I insert

 

cyan and magenta 

All of a sudden the old black and white photos come to life with color.

 

I insert a safety pin, a ballpoint pen and some string

ooh !  out comes a perfect circle for a compass rose !

 

 

 

(I hope that ballpoint is Black NOT blue   :P )

 

I insert

 

a coat hanger, an inner tube and a soda bottle

 

(SPOILER) 

You get a strange rocket that will probably shoot your eye out??

 

I insert all the left overs in my refrigerator

and you get the most delectable, the most delish, the most nutritious broth to freeze for compound sauces

 

 

 

  

 

I insert a spoiler alert !

You get inside information! 

 

I insert some hormones

Oh my! You get night sweats and hot flashes  B)

 

I insert my moody teenager.

and I read moody teenager The Riot Act and refuse to feed or clothe.   :P

 

I insert an isolation booth bed thing

where you are floating in bouyant saline with no outside noise or light

You get a full nights sleep and wake up refreshed

 

I enter this freaking traffic. actually at a rest stop because I had to get off the road

and after your rest, your trip goes smoothly and simply and all those  stupid m o ther Fu ck ers get out the way !

 

I enter a nice adult beverage when you get home

And you have great friends over for laughs over drinks

 

I enter a key that can open anything

and all hidden fear and pain is unlocked and dissipates into thin air, powerless forever.

 

I put in a precisely folded message written with quill dipped in black ink.

And I now know what really happened to JFK

 

I put in a pair of magic sunglasses

and I will see only kindness,

 

I spoon in a jar of Vietnamese hot chili/garlic sauce

 

(actually, only half a jar.  I want the rest, please) 

And you get some Zantac tablets for your heartburn  :huh:

 

I insert a 1967 Mustang Fastback.......

and you get Joe to pick you up and take you for a spin on your anniversary

 

I insert

 

three graphite pencils

You get some beautiful sketches. 

 

I insert a Turkey!