Not sure why I thought of this but...

 

OK so suppose someone is really jonesin for a cigarette.

No one is around, no one has to know. You been quit for several months. Just one won't hurt, you think. Just that one and then never again.

So you acquire a smoke, look around to make sure no one is watching, things are quiet. Put the cig in your mouth, cover with one hand, flick your bic, and as you try to inhale...

 

WHACK! Something hit the back of your head and the cigarette goes flying.

 

You turn around and this lady is standing there with a frying pan  and says in a British accent, "Wot the bloody hell are you doing? You are not gonna **** up this quit!"

 

Would that really happen?

3 hours ago, Jet Black said:

Not sure why I thought of this but...

 

OK so suppose someone is really jonesin for a cigarette.

No one is around, no one has to know. You been quit for several months. Just one won't hurt, you think. Just that one and then never again.

So you acquire a smoke, look around to make sure no one is watching, things are quiet. Put the cig in your mouth, cover with one hand, flick your bic, and as you try to inhale...

 

WHACK! Something hit the back of your head and the cigarette goes flying.

 

You turn around and this lady is standing there with a frying pan  and says in a British accent, "Wot the bloody hell are you doing? You are not gonna **** up this quit!"

 

Would that really happen?

 

You Betcha Life it would happen !!!!!......you have been warned !!!!!

Why does everyone want the British to save them ?

 

We cant even save ourselves.

Still waiting for Second Brexit there @despair not..... When Teresa May offered to step down do you think the little voice in here head was a team ...please you barstards say yes.

They are all a bunch of self serving azz holes who couldn't organise a Piss up in a brewery.

 

Or a shag in a brothel?

Lol I was gonna use that one but thought better of it.

I Think they all need a good Whack !!!!......I've lost the will to live with Brexit ...

You should be here in the US.  It is very disheartening.

On 3/28/2019 at 5:36 AM, despair not said:

Why does everyone want the British to save them ?

 

We cant even save ourselves.

 

Well shoot, it was nothing about the British or brexit or whatever., it was just about Doreen and the jokes about her frying pan.

I was just thinking about Doreen and maybe Boo. No, it wasn't any sort of "adult" thoughts this time. Jeeeze.

 

And for Linda - I wonder if we should start calling it the "Disgruntled States of America"

Edited March 30, 20197 yr by Jet Black

Not your bad JB I just couldn't resist the urge to shit stir poor Notski.

I've give this thread a new home ..