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You gottit slippy, you seem to know the same bad jokes as me?

No, i dont, my jokes are mostly poor like how do you stop a fish from smelling?

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

Why do you think the word apple is in pineapple?

Do you believe what they say about a goldfish's attention span?

Or green brownies?

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Have you got chubby fingers?

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Do rabbits have fingers?

Well done Rory

Well done Martian, you are doing great

Well done sparkzzz

Congratulations Nancy

I am very much a meat and three veg girl for sure. With the odd pasta dish thrown in. And endless soups ha! Ive prepped as much food as i can. Will crack on with the cleaning now. Oh the joys ?

I always like the sound of your food jo. Well i could throttle my husband. I sent him to the shops, with a shopping list. Ands hes forgot half the stuff. No leeks so canny make my soup. And no mustard for the honey mustard glaze.

Going to make a start on tomorrows dinner. Scotch broth soup coming up.

2 ditto im jus chillin with cookie

Wow that looks lush, do you put your wee pinkie up when you drink it?

Oh i take it back, is this you?

Is it not just horsey people who drink pims?

You doing anything for the footy slippy?

Oi men are slow cookers, why cant husbands chop vegetables fast?

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