WeegieWoman

Road rage

What is this white sauce you have on pizza? Sounds and looks a m a z i ng

Halfwit - stupid person, daftie

Like riding a bike?

A knew youd be able to do it jo! Is it all in the wrist?

Found her thank god, she wiz in asda, are you a mind reader fluffy?

My wee granny isny in her hoos, any idea where she is?

Whats wrong with that?

Song bird

Prepping the sunday dins. Made the soup last night, usual scotch broth. About to make a chicken cass and prep my veg.

When it rains, it pours No heard that phrase fluffy

Switcheroo to sunday slang fest Fandan - a bit of a prat, a daftie, idiot - omg did you see the nick o him, wit a fandan he is

Six months is awesome and glad you are enjoying yourself

Do you think jo can proper throw a boomerang and it comes back and she can catch it?

Its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Youve sold your soul to the devil

My eyes are bigger than my stomach

Well done grund, not long now!!

Could we just wash out the red set?

Ive looked out an outfit for slippy, what do u think?

Do trolls have a stash of pimms?

Wonky! Are you on the pimms tonight slip?

Talking of asses, do you know what you call a donkey with three legs?