Sslip

Trump - To fart. As is a group of people sat around together and you smell it. Who the hell has just trumped?

Rozzers - A word for the police.

Pear-shaped - Wrong, as in we were hoping for a good outcome, but it all went pear-shaped.

@Wee fluffy me, why are you doing anything other than working on your 2:1?

Mutt and Jeff (usually shortened to mutton) - Deaf. You'll need to speak up when talking to yer old man he's a bit mutton.

Jo, did you just call our friends tight?

Khazi - Slang for toilet (was going to go for knocked up, but we already have plenty of terms for preggers)

In The Club - See Up The Duff (yeah I know another reference to pregnant, but I then again I did get my wife up the duff a fair few times)

Alan Whickers - Cockney rhyming slang for knickers.

It was never in doubt

Spent

Salt lick

^^^ We've been missing some glorious Scottish slang.

Wank - To masturbate. Which was why the child in me would snigger when dealing with a client who went by the moniker Matt Wank. Wanker - A little counterintuitively, it isn't used as a term for one who wanks, it is more commonly used as a term to descibe a person who is a bit of an arsehole.

Nope!

Vents

Chemist

light foot

We'll be coming back - Calvin Harris ft Example How do you feel watching the medallists?

As long as the body of water is big enough Is it wrong that I am worried about the irregularity of @notsmokinjo's periods?

(Maybe it does, but I don't socialize in the right circles - I've only used it to mean I really don't know ) Up the duff - Pregnant

Entrails

Struggled to choose so I didn't Sherbets - Alcoholic drinks, usually related to beer, as in, we're going down the pub for a few sherbets. Scooby - Rhyming slang Scooby Doo = Clue, as in I didn't have a scooby on how to choose between the two entries, so I listed both.

Not necessarily just thought I'd add a little bit of colour

Quid (another way of saying pounds, as in I need 5 quid to buy a poxy Starbucks coffee these days)