Sslip

Xigua (and by the way a tomato is rubbish as a fruit)

Okay, so time for some bedroom talk. 1. My wife has more than 50 photos of family adorning our bedroom walls. 2. My wife has more than 50 teddies in our bedroom. 3. My wife has more than 50 movies on DVD in our bedroom.

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Welcome aboard TravellingSunny. You obviously know you have the willpower and discipline to get through this. There is a lot of good people here, so settle in and get the show on the road once more.

If you wake yourself up laughing at your dreams and I don't, doesn't that mean you're funnier?

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Is it fair that you're funnier than I am?

fruit or veg fluffy But which one is this? Tomato

This is the grammar police. Hands where I can see them and back away from the keyboard! You are surrounded so theirs no point making a brake for it. Shit! Carry on while I turn myself in.

Karma

Salute

Peach

My dreams aren't weird, but could that just be my definition of weird?

Smear

Surely if they are discouraging you from smoking all help is welcome?

Nectarine

Lime

Juniper berries

Grapefruit

Dragon Fruit

banana

Nope!

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