Sslip

Nopity, Nopity, Nope.

Ignore the 1/2, it's not really there

Don't blame me for Fluffy's posting of my xylophone. Zestiness

Not quite retiring, but a bit of a career change.

Edna, that is an awesome quit. Huge congratulations on 2 years!

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C3PO

Have I ever told you, you're a genius?

Anakin Skywalker (little Ani, how could he ever cause trouble)

^^^ Not the iconic X-Wing? Yoda

Wouldn't I be in danger of some random aussie with a caffeine deficit, maybe for arguments sake use the name Jo, coming up to me in the street and licking my head?

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Have I been doing it wrong all these years. Would I have more lucious locks if I'd been washing my hair with coffee?

That's good to hear and smart moves to get through it. Do shout if you feel the need!

ooohhhhh, aren't you californians posh? Here's my coffee, it has to be ready within 15 seconds of the kettle boiling in the morning, so I can have a second cup three minutes later

Mace Windu

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3 ... Ladies, let's just leave it here for the night shall we?

Surely you can't be a coffee snob if you drink instant?

Are you okay @TravellingSunny?

Never really used the pods, isn't it better to heap a couple of spoonfulls of instant in a mug?

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Instant coffee is fine but wouldn't you rather have L'Or?