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Monday 6 th May 2019
G’day NOPE starts my day
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Sunday May 5th 2019
G’day NOPE starts this day C
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Saturday May 4th 2019
G’day NOPE ( May the 4th be with you)
- Friday 3 rd May 2019
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Thursday 2nd May 2019
Gday NOPE starts my day C
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Wednesday 1 st May 2019
G’day NOPE to start the day
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Tuesday 30 th April 2019
G’day NOP.e for today C
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What are you doing right now
[ Gone Fishn ] Yesssss............
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Monday 29 th April 2019
G’day NOPE I’m multitasking this morning.....fishing and not smoking at the same time
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Sunday 28 th April 2019
Gday NOPE for today C
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Saturday 27th April 2019
G’day NOPE ( did you know HOPE rhymes with NOPE.... sorry I get amused by the small things sometimes) C
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Friday 26th April 2019
G’day NOPE starts this day C
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ANZAC day 25 th April
G’day The ode They will not grow old As we that are left grow old Age will not weary them Nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun And in the morning We will remember them Least we forget
- Thursday 25 th April 2019
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Wednesday 24th April 2019
G’day NOPE starts my day C
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Tuesday 23 April 2019
G’day Not One Puff Ever C
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Monday 22nd April 2019
G’day NOPE.... Not One Puff Ever ( replace “Ever” with min, hour, day as required ) C
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Gday The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
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- Sunday 21st April 2019
G’day thats a NOPE for me C- SAturday 20th April 2019
G’day NOPE makes my day C- Friday 19th April 2019
G’day NOPE to start my day C - Sunday 21st April 2019