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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required) volcanic dust hides the moon

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced. "Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day N.O.P.E…….

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day I'm an addict, always ……one puff away from 20 a day. So for me…… its Not One Puff Ever

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day this is Lota creek. It’s tidal so it changes appearance with the high of the water. These are mangroves. Full off life, the cradle off the small fish and crabs

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever....

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

g’day NOPE

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

G’day Dave Time to do the inventory. Get rid of the lot ashtrays lighters all gone. None of that “just in case” it’s over! Cigs tobacco butts drown them. Plenty of water squash them up …. you can’t smoke nicotine soup. It’s humane to you and they are permanently disabled. Excited… you should be. Remember your in charge now. Your calling the shots

G’day Well today’s a big day on the Christmas feast calendar. Hams been finished and it’s time for the bone to go to the freezer. Next time we see it will be winter and it’s due to be pea and ham soup…….

G’day Im all Hope for this new year. God bless us all