Wee fluffy me

Sitting on a train with a bunch of drunks...

14 ? What the, what????

Well gutted... had to leave the quiz early cos I live in the back of beyond well not really but somebody needs to tell scotrail that its 2018 fur gawd sakes.. why is last train at 10pm........!!!!!!! should move that to rant page... Anyhoo, we have a winner.. 1 is a lie and the ones with the whole in the middle do count.. 2.. Yep slippy we have fire pit melty marshmallow nights all through summer and right up to November but I was such a miserable bitch early in my quit and thought I needed a puff at fire pit to enjoy it.. so didn't have any..!! 3 Yep I can smell smoke everywhere, it's like when you over bleach stuff it burns your nose, well my nose is burning with horrible smoke smell.. and I can't get rid of it..!!

14?

Hahaha.. well I can answer how quickly viscose can melt with a demonic iron..also how quickly denim can scorch to lightly smouldering. !!?? Thank u @jillar and I always wear something purple you silly sausage..?

@jillar, a wee bit of everything.. but there are 6 in each group so got another 5 of my co-workers to bounce off of... Will be a fun night, I'm just nervous cos I don't get let out very often by myself...!!?

Bring yer face over here and I'll show you...? It won't hurt (much) I promise....?

Yep great minds @jillar, I thought of that after I calmed down.., but I melted my work shirt..!!! And being the skinflint I am I refuse to but too many clothes that are bigger cos I have no intention of keeping this belly/blubber so the only decent clothes I had for tonight were waiting to be ironed.. But fear not I have found others that work(kinda) haha.. OOOwww I'm feelings wee bit nervous ☺

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Ooofft that was quick.. what number we at now am dizzy....??

@notsmokinjo one of ours...

-13 Not here G we in for rain Doreen, lucky you.. hope you enjoying it ?

-13 Might be a wee bit brighter than here...

-13 Not so good here either bot windy and rain is due...

-13 You on Sunday too.. if so nahhh, no rush..?

OMG @notsmokinjo those are the best beans in the world.. ? Mmmmm, I assume they have different recipes for different countries... Beanz Meanz Heinz ......? Ooopps I forgot to add ... Shrimp paste... hahahhaha

That depends... Will there be any weans....?? Will there be unlimited booze..?? Will there be a lido deck party for me..?? Will I have the opportunity to make everyone walk the plank leaving just me myself and I..??

-13 Good morn G, you're up early are you not..?

-12 Yep ..... and filled me hoose with smoke... so I unplugged it before it exploded or burst into flames..!!

-10 Me iron melted me shirt.....!!

Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhh f******kkkkkiinnnn aaaarrrrreggghh. My house is filled with smoke as my iron melted a top with no warning.. I was half way through the mountain at the time .... oh for f**ks f**k sake!!.. iron then proceeded to belt out smoke then started crackling.... still got all the uniforms to do and have no shops near me and I don't drive and hubby who does is away with son to a testimonial match today and won't be back before i leave for my quiz( is that a sign that I shouldn't go..??) So now have to ask hubby to pick up new iron to which he will be clueless as to what he should buy.. as he doesn't know one end of an iron from another ... Aaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhh.. Sob, sob, sob and a few more F's flung in..!! Also melted my iron board cover I might add...!!

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-6 I've no been to one before.. But gotta push masel oot ma comfort zone again.. Sakes if I can walk about in a bunny onesie for 8 hrs I'm sure I can do a quiz.. haha

Ooowww.. I got all excited there I seen Dundee slang, and our Dundee has some belters but then I seen the tag said Sundee? anyhoo not gonna have much chance of joining in today gotta get everything ready for the weans...