Wee fluffy me

Sheeeittee... what number we at sticks.. I'm a wee bit confused ........☺??

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Free Can't you count slippy the chook already had 11 cones..??

2 Your general is mesmerised by Wellington cone ... He has cone envy... Just saying ?

What..... how did that happen..?? Zeerroooo

4 course you can slippy first in line ?

-2 Aawww Joe ?

-2 NOPE your counting is off Joe ?

-2 Anybody up for ....

Could be here a while ... I'm workin on a T.... Anybody else out there feel free to jump in..?

-9

Oh am gettin a new one... They just messing us about so I'm now charging them for storage for broken one and for my pay and hubbies pay for days off taken waiting on an imaginary one being delivered... That's only fair don't ya think..?

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And it cost me 70p for the pleasure... boots put the price up from 50p to 70p..???

Numpties that smash it with a forklift and deliver it anyway and would you believe they trying to blame me..? Oh yeah cos I have a forklift in ma pocket pal..!!

So it is weigh in day.. I jumped on the scales put my money in and.... Still the same bloody weight as 2 weeks ago.. Scunnered ... pure scunnered.. So scunnered I got myself a salted caramel frostino with extra whipped cream from Costa and a ... well what's the point .. I'll just say I stuffed my face...!!???????

Are you totally off your rocker or just teetering over the edge..?

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Whoop whoop congrats on 6 months quit... you're doing a fantastic job, keep it up ?

Whoop whoop... Nice one Nancy... Why wait and postpone the inevitable ? 0........

-19 I'm back...?

-13 Mornin peeps....?

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-10

So what you're sayin Joe is that you want me to walk along the street looking like a pure numpty.. Is that right my friend (or are you??)