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Thanks Chrysalis. Good point. I have never driven one - so hopefully I will know tomorrow whether I care or not!

-11 Joe see new thread on mid life crisis

Hello all! Essentially I am just an ordinary, run of the mill, tubby, skirt-wearing, brain scientist, rocket surgeon. :D Last month - I sold my business. I wasn't the majority shareholder - but owned a fair chunk. So - I have done OK. With luck, if I can prise the taxman's fingers off the cash, having done all of the sensible things, I will be buying La Bandita a nice shiney car and then this brings me then to my subject. Mid-forties, taking some 'more time with my family' - it strikes me as being time for a mid life crisis. I have considered taking up pole dancing, parachuting, moving in on Action's Pimping...but they all seem too much like hard work... So - I'm thinking, nice little sportscar. Porky - I have considered the Harley option but; a. On these sceptered isles, a lot of water falls out of the skies b. Where would I put the golf bats? (This is a rhetorical question Bakon. Please don't answer it) b. I have the natural balance of a Hippo on rollerblades - I just can't see the motorbike thing ending well B) So - I'm thinking... La Bandita and I are going test driving tomorrow...(both for one of these and a proper car) Questions will be: 1. Is there anyway the rocket surgeon can enter and exit the car without a crane and preserving his modesty 2. Will he appear... a: a Geroge Clooney-esque man of a certain age with a fetching roadster? b: a desperate-looking Hefner esque slime ball?

-10.. hope so!

-10 On fire cocktail girl. Big win the weekend before last! Not played since :)

-10 Good moaning

-11...oh dear, headache time again..

-10 Mornin 'All

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Hey Paul hope all is well - whatever the reason for your break, anything that needs a big man in a skirt...I'm here. :rolleyes: hope to read you soon!

Another european NOPE Nice Ticker Ross!

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My nights work is done. Night all. Sticks Rule 4

Go Little Action! Making Actionettes

2 - must be an Irish thing

Job done Porky You'll never beat the Irish

Rapid Fire Win 0

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