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It's time to face facts
February 8, 20197 yr
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
March 31, 20188 yr
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away. ?
December 5, 20187 yr
camel toe
It's time you got a watch
Watch yourself there young lady
You better watch your back
Lie back and think of England
Do you want to see the back of my hand?
Hands off the cake is mine
Shut your cake hole
There's a (w)hole lot of loving going on
When the going gets tough, the tough get going
You get paid to make the tough choices
Tough sh1t
Shit happens and then you die
If you throw enough shit at the wall, some will stick
It's a back to the wall time
I'm banging my head against a brick wall
Stroke the furry walls
You've had a stroke of luck
You have the luck of the Irish on your side
If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Luck has feck all to do with it
Well f*** a duck, look who just walked in..
Take a walk on the wild side
Do do do dodododo do do.....
Will do
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