Do you have something you need sewed?

No, I am just hoping to learn just in case I do need this skill?

Maybe you can just use a stapler if you need to sew something?

Do you think 2 sided tape could be a quick fix as well?

You're not trying to tape with measuring tape are you?

Why, do you think I should measure before I tape?

Wouldn't that be a good idea so you know how much tape you need?

Back to the staple idea, do they make special staples just for clothes?

Maybe safety pins but do you think they'll jam the stapler?

Do you think I could use an industrial electric stapler to speed up the process?

Yea, that'd be fun too don't you think?

Do you think you could shoot the staples from 3 feet away?

With that super powered one or just a regular one?

Wow, how do feel about tailored clothes from 6 feet away? (Social distancing)

I need longer arms?

So, what else do think we could use a nail gun for?

It'd probably do good at securing throw rugs in place wouldn't it?

Yeah and hanging paintings right?  😆

Why do they make it so hard to hang a damn picture?

Don't you think that the hanging part is easy but leveling the wall mounts is a pain in the arse?

Are you saying it's easy for you to find that little stupid triangle on the back of the picture frame and hang it on the nail?

Yes, don't you think it's more of a pain to measure and hang curtains?

You really like curtains don't you? 

Nope, they're a pain in the ass. How do you feel about assembling furniture?

Are the destructions in English?