You work with squirrels?

Who else, they're much faster on the wheels to create electricity?

Do they shell the nuts for you too?

 No, do you think if I let them shell the nuts that they will probably take the nuts instead?

Wouldn't that be like stealing?

How do you prosecute squirrels for stealing?

Has your search for a cook been successful yet?

No, I believe there is going to be a huge influx of people looking for work soon due restaurant closures?

I agree, so maybe soon you'll find your chef?

One can only hope, for now I'm cooking to make my up weekly hours I need. Not a bad deal for now right?

As long as you're happy with it that's all that counts right?

Do you cater for fat free, vegan, low fiber dietary requirements?

I'm Irish, do you think we know anything about that crazy talk?

Isn't that what Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig are for?

Are you really Irish or just American-Irish?

I'm American-Irish, don't you think that weight watchers and Jenny Craig is for quitters?

I thought it was for dieters?

Don't you think we're splitting hairs between dieters and quitters?

Ones reducing and the other is stop completely so how so?

How do you feel about vegans or vegetarians?

Wouldn't that be more in line with splitting hairs?

Okay, how do you feel about freegans?

Is that a New York thing?

Look it up, tell me what you think?

You can't just tell me?