5 minutes ago, jillar said:

What's rope fruit?

 

Don't you just love auto-incorrect?

 

(Weegie, a Feijoa is about the size of a small chook egg. You cut it in half and eat it like a kiwi fruit. It tastes like a cross between a pineapple and a guava and has the texture of a pear. You can make yummy jam from them and even cakes)

Edited June 12, 20206 yr by notsmokinjo

I've missed this silliness? Where's fluffy n Shane? 

Did someone fluff without saying excuse me?

Do you call a fart a fluff? 

Don't you ladies call a fart a fluff?

Did the fart have a postcode?

A fluff, no we don't? !

If you swallow watermelon seeds and fart can you shoot the dog?

Anyone else imagining a fluffy fart? 

Fart having a postcode? What...lol

Mac you need to stop this saying fluffy means fart we have a good pal here called fluffy? 

When a fart is real rank don't you say "that fart needs a postcode/zip code"?

 

(If it's real bad it needs an international dialing code)

Not really. We mostly say whoever smelt it dealt it, how about where you're at Mac?

But the first who did the rhyme did the crime? 

We say, who the hell shit them self?

Is everyone done shitting themselves?

Is all this shitting starting to offend you?

Not really, was it my tone of voice?

I'm sorry for acting shitty towards you, do you accept my apology?

Edited June 14, 20206 yr by Mac#23

Ok just don't give me anymore shit ok?

I decided to make this a shit free zone, does this work?

Who said you get to make the rules?

I'm the boss, didn't you get the memo?

Was it written in disappearing ink?

No I believe it was blue, did you not get it?