April 15, 201610 yr This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m., after golf.His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade."My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f*cking mess, and the dishes aren't done.Can't you see I'm still in my f*cking pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*ck did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?""Because he's thinking of getting married."
April 16, 201610 yr Guy asks how long he has been wearing womans underwear? Buddy answers "since she found a pair in my truck."
April 21, 201610 yr Husband: Shall we try a new position tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
April 21, 201610 yr OMG!! :lol: A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel." His friend replies, "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
April 21, 201610 yr Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows ? There making loads of headlines...
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