All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance 
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump

Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump

So now we done humpin,'

let's get somethin'

 

Somethin to get our stomachs full -

I'm talkin food and that aint' no bull!

Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

Oh, yeah!

So I'm talking tacos or tostadas

Something with a little carne asada.

 

Cuz carne asada is yummy!

Yummy for my tummy!

 

If you haven't tried it,

You need to

Cuz it's not crummy.

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Now that I told you a little bit about myself..

let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

It's real easy to do--check it out

   first I limp to the side like my leg was broken

 

   shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin

Crazy wack funky

People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

Anyone can play this game

This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name

No two people will do it the same

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

Humpin',

funkin',

jumpin',

 

 

 

 

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