August 15, 20206 yr I'm sorry, were we playing a game Do rap artists actually make any sense with their lyrics?
August 15, 20206 yr Yes that's why you never want to walk down a dark alley at night What's the difference between a sleeveless shirt and a tank top?
August 16, 20206 yr The sleeveless shirt actually used to have sleeves Why do dress shirts never stay tucked in?
August 16, 20206 yr Because they're supposed to be dresses thus the name dress Is it ok to drink sodas on a coffee table?
August 16, 20206 yr Just as long as you put it on a soda coaster What difference between the phrase tennis shoes and sneakers?
August 16, 20206 yr Nothing because they are both wrong...they are called runners! Does the sun still rise in the east and set in the West in the Northern Hemisphere?.. I know ya dunnies rub backwards.
August 18, 20206 yr Yes until the earth orbits in the other direction Why don't skunks stink themselves out?
August 18, 20206 yr They're closet smokers and lost their sense of smell Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
August 19, 20206 yr It all depends if you're looking at the front or back end Why are so many people social media stupid?
August 20, 20206 yr Because our world doesn't revolve around taking pics of our food... Why do so many people post pics of their food to social media?
August 20, 20206 yr So when they get sober they can figure why they're sick What do you do if you let go a smelly fart in a crowd?
August 20, 20206 yr Not bless it a zipper fly Will a100 Lightning Bugs trapped in a jar make a neat strobe light?
August 20, 20206 yr Not as good as 101 lightning bugs would When someone brings me something I don't want is it ok to say what's wrong with your garbage can?
August 21, 20206 yr Only if you're actually throwing it in the can in front of them What do ants grow on the ant farm?
August 21, 20206 yr Ants...they grow more ants on their and farms What's the difference between an ant farm and an ant hill?
August 22, 20206 yr Because you are American and you can't say remember the correctly ....the word is pronounced al-you-mini-um...your welcome. If a kg of water and a kg of wet cement way the same why doesn't a litre of water weigh the same as a litre of wet cement?
August 22, 20206 yr Depends on which direction you're going Why aren't highchairs called baby barstools?
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