August 3, 20188 yr 4 minutes ago, Sslip said: No you fart a hole in your own sheets like I have to. What's coming out of your bum to put a hole in the sheets?
August 3, 20188 yr Compressed air from what I can tell How can I tell which sock goes on which foot? Edited August 3, 20188 yr by jillar
August 3, 20188 yr This is what Eeny Meeny Miny Moe was designed for, with the benefit in the instance of socks it always gets it right. Don't try it with gloves. When will New Zealand ever drop the New prefix, they're not kidding any one with this marketing ploy?
August 3, 20188 yr I couldn't explain it unless, it is a land of hot tempered red heads. Know ye of such a place?
August 3, 20188 yr There might be and I think they have podium pants to be sure. Don't ya just love the O'Donovan Brothers?
August 4, 20188 yr It's hard to love someone i dont know Are there any undiscovered islands left in the world?
August 4, 20188 yr Yes, head due west and the first one you come to is yours. Who would want to be king for a day?
August 4, 20188 yr Everyone knows that southpaws are freaky creatures and wrong though. If the numbers aren't balanced is it okay to bat for the other side?
August 4, 20188 yr If that's what floats ya boat of course it is. Which direction is a question pointed?
August 4, 20188 yr If its a pointed question the discussion is going south Do you get my drift? Edited August 4, 20188 yr by Sslip
August 4, 20188 yr Scotch I think. I'll let you know when I can properly remember. When records used to be released didn't they just smash on the floor?
August 4, 20188 yr Yeah, my family think I'm made of dough and I can be a bit cheesy. (and on the southpaw thing, I think therapy over a couple of decades can fix that for you. Just kidding you know I love you and your freaky southpaw ways really ? ) What could be easier than this?
August 4, 20188 yr that Why would you bang your head against a brick wall? (Molly Dookers are great... make awesome batsmen)
August 5, 20188 yr They both have good sniffers Why does my kitchen sink growl every time I put food down the drain?
August 6, 20188 yr Because the drain likes it better than hubby! (I don't really put food down the drain but we do have a garbage disposal if some does go down) Who's fooling who? Edited August 6, 20188 yr by jillar
August 6, 20188 yr ^^^ Yor answer is a relief, I was fearful that you kept hubby in the garbage disposal and that's how you feed him The answer to that is OJ Simpson and Nobody at all. Isn't it good when people can work hand in glove? Edited August 6, 20188 yr by Sslip
August 6, 20188 yr Yes, especially when they are surgeons. Do tree surgeons need to observe sterile procedures?
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