July 31, 20188 yr If you're anything like me I have to sink or swim because the only thing that floats is my head How does gooky get between your toes if you're wearing shoes and socks?
August 1, 20188 yr ^^^ I think the only thing that needs to float is your head unless it somehow becomes separated from your body You may want to revisit that habit of sniffing your socks, because the only explanation I can think of is there is a two way exchange going on there Do you get the same problem if you wear thongs?
August 1, 20188 yr No, I have never had toe gooky in my thong underwear Can you get a refund on free?
August 1, 20188 yr ^^^ What kind of gooky have you had in your ... Forget I nearly asked You can if it's a lunch that gives you food poisioning. Although returning the goods may not be pleasant. Do Russian's call Russian Roulette, simply Roulette and if so what do they play in casinos? Edited August 1, 20188 yr by Sslip
August 1, 20188 yr Banjos. They play banjos in casinos Why can't I use a five dollar casino chip at 7-11?
August 1, 20188 yr Because it's possible to buy $5 casino chips for a penny each (Still trying to get over banjo's ?) Am I dizzy because the earth is spinning so fast?
August 1, 20188 yr Nope... because there is some physics law that explains it but its a nope... your probably just old and tired. Why is it that when I need to sleep I can't?
August 1, 20188 yr Your biological clock is set on PST try changing it to your time zone. If two days from tomorrow is yesterday what is two days from yesterday?
August 1, 20188 yr Sunday 29th August. Why would you not try and be happy with the hand you have been dealt?
August 1, 20188 yr Because it doesn't end Does a person with two left feet have to buy two left shoes?
August 2, 20188 yr I haven't yet had to, so probably not obligatory. Is the two left feet why Ultravox were dancing with tears in their eyes?
August 2, 20188 yr No, they were crying because they weren't wearing left shoes and their feet hurt If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
August 2, 20188 yr Only if the other personalities are not there of their own free will Is it only fools that fall in love?
August 2, 20188 yr Because there elephants wont fit in the car. Why can't we have a pill to protect us from ear worms?
August 2, 20188 yr You'll have to speak up, I can barely hear you! If aliens are the superior species why do they want to abduct us?
August 2, 20188 yr Because I'm Fred and I said so Do you become an alien if you're too sexy for any city on earth?
August 2, 20188 yr Yes, that's why no one has ever seen an alien Where do Eskimos live in the summer?
August 2, 20188 yr They're migratory beings and head south for a constant supply of cold. Apart from the teenagers who go partying large in Magaluf. How strange would it be to experience 50F as your idea of a heatwave?
August 2, 20188 yr About as strange as a bucket full of steam Is it possible to fart a hole in your sheets?
August 3, 20188 yr No you fart a hole in your own sheets like I have to. What's coming out of your bum to put a hole in the sheets?
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