Their hairdressers so they won't go hungry while they're busy

fixing the bangs of about 100 women that

Thought they could cut their own bangs but soon found that

20 YouTube videos don't make you

Qualified to cut bangs. But the videos were so

addictive that soon we

Were looking up cosmetology licensing schools online but

sadly weren't accepted due to

Our bad haircuts but that didn't keep us from

going into a cutting frenzy, heck we even cut

The grass front and back, then we

snuck into the troll village and saw

All kinds of trolls in need of

fun and laughter, so we

So we got up on stage and gave them a 

very strange song and dance routine, and to our surprise they

Knew both the song and the dance! Even stranger was

they called their producer friend and he

Agreed to film it for the big screen and all he wanted

was to change a bit of the

Lyrics to best suit

the trolls long hair and ability to

Attract large crowds as far away as

South Africa where most people are Naked and Afraid, so we absolutely won't

Have to worry about them sneaking anything on set but