May 2, 20188 yr My sis in law had one kid and said never again because the pain was so bad. So yea, you should probably go hide and for your own sake DONT TELL YOUR WIFE WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!!!
May 2, 20188 yr What? No! There's a rumour that Americans do everything bigger, but just how big do your sheets of paper get?
May 2, 20188 yr That's only Texans, @barry could confirm this. Apparently everything is bigger in Texas
May 2, 20188 yr 15 hours ago, Sslip said: It's okay it doesn't hurt that much (I'm now going to run and hide ⛑️) And you have first hand experience of this slippy, do you??
May 2, 20188 yr 15 hours ago, Sslip said: There's nothing worse than a paper cut! Why would I have a paper cut on my noo noo, I was giving birth to a baby not moistening the gum on an envelope !!
May 3, 20188 yr Ooops.. sorry I forgot to answer... Suspense is over.... Without further adooooooo.... We have a winner... But first I'd like to thank ... Oooooowww..let me think... Me yep I'd like to thank me in all my fluffiness...?
May 3, 20188 yr Ok.. yep we do have a winner... 1.. True no pain relief for 4 and had gas and air for 1... 2.. False my shortest labour was 1 hr from first contraction 3..True.. 2 of the weans have the same birthday 7 years apart... Whoop whoop go @notsmokinjo Edited May 4, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
May 3, 20188 yr 6 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said: 3..True.. 2 of the weans have the same birthday 7 years apart... So what event was happening 40 weeks before hand? Christmas, NYE, Anniversary, Scotlandia day?? 1. I hate apple juice but I love apples. 2. I hate pineapple juice but I love pineapples. 3. I hate orange juice but I love oranges.
May 3, 20188 yr 1 because all 3 fruits are good, orange and pineapple juice is good, but apple juice is headache inducing.
May 3, 20188 yr 8 hours ago, notsmokinjo said: So what event was happening 40 weeks before hand? Christmas, NYE, Anniversary, Scotlandia Haha.. Mmmmmmm now that would be giving out a wee bit too much info my dear (that I may need for another time..haha?) Ok so 1 .. Apple juice is way too sweet and yacky taste 2.. pineapple juice is just double yacky.. 3.. orange the only one that isn't overpowering.. So, I would have said 1 too, but as that has already gone thanks to captain sensible then I'll go for 2 is the lie...
May 3, 20188 yr Shoot that only leaves me with #3 as the lie. But since she hates pizza she could also hate orange juice......
May 4, 20188 yr Do you all know what game we are playing? 2 are true, 1 is a lie..... SOOOOOOOOOOO.... 1. True... I hate apple juice, it is vomitus... and headache inducing... 2. True... I hate pineapple juice, its either sickly sweet or too acidic (I used to like it when I was still drinking but without the alcohol its a no, no, no) 3. LIE - I fricking LOVE orange juice... fresh squeezed, from the shop... with pulp,. without its all good to me. So Jillar with the table scraps gets the win.
May 4, 20188 yr Okay, okay, I see what I've done there. My brain can't cope with a lie in a negative statement. ?
May 4, 20188 yr There, there @Sslipy.... the other two did exactly the same thing. Me I'd never make that sort of mistake, nope, nope, nopity nope nope.... I'm just perfect in every way.
May 4, 20188 yr 9 hours ago, notsmokinjo said: Do you all know what game we are playing? 2 are true, 1 is a lie..... SOOOOOOOOOOO.... 1. True... I hate apple juice, it is vomitus... and headache inducing... 2. True... I hate pineapple juice, its either sickly sweet or too acidic (I used to like it when I was still drinking but without the alcohol its a no, no, no) 3. LIE - I fricking LOVE orange juice... fresh squeezed, from the shop... with pulp,. without its all good to me. So Jillar with the table scraps gets the win. Ooopppsss.. what a total numpty..!! I think I'm getting myself confused too as by my deductions the answers should have been 3.. seriously not got a clue what's going on now.. think I should, get to the back of the bus and sit the hell down....!!? Edited May 4, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
May 4, 20188 yr 11 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said: Ooopppsss.. what a total numpty..!! I think I'm getting myself confused too as by my deductions the answers should have been 3.. seriously not got a clue what's going on now.. think I should, get to the back of the bus and sit the hell down....!!? This is why it took Jo so long to answer, she had to work it out herself and she set the question!
May 4, 20188 yr Wow, I finally won one and I can't work out the double negatives either Shane, lol. So here goes 1. I'm going to a 5 year old's birthday tomorrow 2. I'm waiting for hubby to get home so I can get a gift 3. I'm going to a 3 year olds birthday tomorrow
May 4, 20188 yr I'll say 1 is the lie and I'm not gonna give any reasoning cos I don't want to look like a numpty AGAIN..!!
May 4, 20188 yr Geez that was quick.. ok I'll do a quickie too... 1. Today at work I was called a prostitute 2. Today at work I was nicknamed cupcake 3. Today at work was fun time Friday Edited May 4, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
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