3 is a lie because here O level would be kindergarten

3 is in fact true. O levels here are an ancient examination system (well they would be wouldn't they) sat at the age of 16 primarily.

2 is the lie then

wait let me look what was 2? just a moment and i'll be back with you

 

Nope 1 is the lie

 

2. Is true, nobody in my family has a university degree

3. Is true

 

1. I don't have any plans at this stage for any more formal education. Maybe I'll change my mind when I grow up.

Edited March 15, 20188 yr by Sslip

Okay a variation on my dog ate my homework.

 

1. My dog ate a mobile phone

2. My dog ate a set of remote controls

3. My dog has eaten 2 pairs of my slippers

 

 

L1...at a guess

Sadly not 1 is true

 

I'd had a new mobile phone a couple of weeks. We bring in our gorgeous rescue greyhound and she chewed it to smithereens.

 

Expensive introduction to the family!

2 is the lie 

** Sigh **

 

2 is in fact true. She has a thing about hard plastic, loved to destroy it. Not interested in rubber toys or anything like that.

 

She's also a bit of a kleptomaniac and goes through me wife's handbag stealing gloves and the like.

 

3 is a complete falsehood. I have never owned a pair of slippers in my life!

So were are our new questions mr lies through the seat of his pants?

Okay so we've established that my dear old nan was named Alice, but which of the following is the lie?

 

1. My nan in fact lived next door to Queenie for more years than I can recall.

2. My mum got blessed with the name Pearl.

3. My dad was into cowboy films so I got Shane Alan as my two given names.

2 is the lie? ... cos 3 just has to be real

Jo you got it .... completely wrong. My lovely little mum goes by the names Pearl Violet.

Woohoo...

 

Oh wait... that wasn't very nice you prick.

 

Ok then 1

Edited March 16, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Oh come on Jo, please guess again, 'cos I'm really running out of truths here.

 

1. Is true. She lived next door to Queenie and Ernie. Used to love going round my nan and grandads. Good neighbours and you could sometimes even make out the TV through the clouds of smoke!

 

That leaves one guess left. Go on Jo, open goal, knock it in the back of the net.

Edited March 16, 20188 yr by Sslip

would it be 4?.... no, no I wont phone a friend. lets lock in 3.... 

 

you just want a go at my questions that I deleted earlier

yep that's right

 

3. Is a lie. My dad was into the cowboy stuff and Shane did come from that. However my other name is Frederick after my grandad.

oh... :(  I thought you were going to say your mum was a fan of Sounds Of Music and your got Fredrick from there.

 

1. At 16 I legally changed my name by depol

2. The kids middle name is Sheila

3. I didn't change my surname when I got married.

2 is the lie

Well done Slip .... 2 is definately TRUE.... like you the Kid's middle name is after a grand parent... she is named for her great grandma, a women who not only raised her own kids but all the strays they bought home too... a woman who sewed basketball uniforms for 3 teams and also knitted enough jumpers for a full footy team.

 

Guess again.

Edited March 16, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Where's fluffy, she always complains she doesn't get the chance to answer?

1 is the lie?

1 is also true... 3 weeks after I turned 16 my dad remembered my birthday so I guilted him into letting me change me name.. I used to have an 18 letter hyphenated first name and the worlds most famous historical prostitute as my middle name. I just got rid of the hooker and the hyphen an use the name after the hyphen as my middle name.

 

3 was the lie.

Hmmm OK....

 

1. I spent a large portion of my childhood in men's change (locker) rooms during winter.

2. I once got broken ribs and sever concussion at a TISM gig but was so drunk I didn't realise until the next day.

3. I would drive 3 hours to see a band play in a pub and drive home that night.

Edited March 16, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Wait for me..  wait for me you guys...

 

I've been hard at work and couldnt get near ma phone....